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带翻译经典的英语笑话

带翻译经典的英语笑话(一)

The winter will be cold or mild 今年冬天冷不冷

Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.

"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.

"Looks like it," is the answer.

So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again.

"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"

"Absolutely."

The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood, then calls the Weather Service again: "Are you sure?"

"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."

"How do you know?"

"Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"

印地安人问他们的新酋长,这个冬天是冷还是温暖。这位年轻的酋长从没学过祖先那些本领,他只好吩咐他们去捡木柴,然后自己走到一边去给国家气象局打电话。

“今年冬天会不会很冷?”他问。

“看上去是这样的。”他得到这样的回答。

于是酋长要求大家收集更多的木柴。一个星期后,他又打电话给国家气象局。

“你确信今年冬天会很冷?”

“毫无疑问。”

酋长随即要求族人捡更多的木柴,然后再次给国家气象局打电话:“你肯定吗?”

“我告诉你,那将是有史以来最寒冷的冬天。”

“你怎么知道?”

“因为印第安人正发疯似地捡木柴!”

带翻译经典的英语笑话(二)

Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough.

你听说过那个女孩吗?她那么担心交通安全,总是在晚上穿着一身白衣服。去年冬天,她被一辆铲雪车撞到了。

带翻译经典的英语笑话(三)

On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern(讲台), took out his class book and began, "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance."

大学的第一天,文学课我坐在了前排。教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书,他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。随后他缓步走上讲台,拿出课本,“贝克、布莱克、布鲁斯、卡特、库克…”为了写下所有的名字,我不得不疯狂的作着记录。这时有人轻轻的拍我肩膀,坐在我后面的学生悄悄告诉我:“他在点名呢。”

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