1、Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
重大事件
老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?
小威利:亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。
老师:正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?
小威利:亚伯拉罕林肯过他的三周岁生日。.
2、Father and son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
儿子:爸爸,听说在非洲的'一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。
父亲:孩子,实际上所有的国家都是这样的。
3、The cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”