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recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied:

英语笑话的在整理:Visual Training

“Sixteen men and a sergeant,sir.”

“Right;but how do you know there's a sergeant there?”

“He's not doing any digging, sir.”

视力训练

班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答

“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官。”

“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

今日作业:

Workman:“n,I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.”

Employer:“Very sorry,my dear man, but I can't helpyou. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside thefactory we are not responsible.”